Office Jokes To Get You Through The Day
Sitting in the office with your mates and wanting to get some atmosphere in to the room? Now, I don’t mean open the window! But here are some Office Jokes To Get You Through The Day!
Ok, here we go!
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research
- Team work is important; it helps put the blame on someone else.
- I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
- I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
- My memory has gotten so bad it has actually cause me to loose my job.
I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where. - Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
- Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
- How do construction workers party? They raise the roof.
- If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.
- The reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when in a boring meeting.
- I couldn’t work today because of an eye problem. I just can’t see myself working today.
Had enough yet?
- I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
- I always tell my hires, don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
- I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
- Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
- Sometimes the best helping hand you can give is a good, firm push.
- Archaeologist: someone whose career lies in ruins
- You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
Let’s hope this helps beat the midday slump in the office!
And always remember…. If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success!
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